This is What Happens, Larry - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Maroon Reconstructing a supreme being from

Reconstructing a supreme being from one surviving hand and immediately dressing her in strategic bandage strips is peak future fashion logic

Arched white serif text reads "PEFFERCORN'S" above teal script reading "Est" and white text reading "1962

they gave a hardworking iron range community something to rally around on summer nights

Arched white serif text reads "LINCOLN" at the top

rendered in a classical etching style

This is What Happens, Larry - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Maroon Reconstructing a supreme being fromDestroying the wrong Corvette with absolute moral certainty is peak Walter, swinging that crowbar like a man who has never been wrong about anything ever. Larry never even flinched, which somehow made it worse. Inspired by The Big Lebowski. The Details: High contrast white illustration of Walter Sobchak gripping a crowbar with both hands, wearing yellow tinted aviator sunglasses, mouth open mid yell. Bold yellow uppercase angular text below reads