Fukitol - Unisex T-Shirt three rivers grouped in a tight portrait

grouped in a tight portrait composition

White hand-drawn lightning bolt stretches horizontally in a jagged zigzag pattern across the chest

Flanking the figure

" across the top of a navy blue vintage fruit crate label bordered by a yellow stripe

" Two pink telephone handsets with curly cords flank a small pink retro television icon at the bottom

Fukitol - Unisex T-Shirt three rivers grouped in a tight portraitFukitol exists because Big Pharma already spent billions making "ask your doctor about vague existential dread" sound completely normal. Somebody just had the decency to drop the euphemism and print the actual dosage. The Details: White italic serif text reads "Ask your doctor about extra strength" above a large glossy pharmaceutical capsule split into lavender purple and golden yellow halves, with bold white sans serif text "FUKITOL" and "1000mg"