White Elephant Gift - Women's T-Shirt akron Blue cursive script reads "Johnny

Blue cursive script reads "Johnny Unitas'" above a horseshoe enclosing a bowling pin and ball

it was a retirement plan

offer him a cheeseburger or this T-Shirt (which he won't wear)

Customer service in a wretched hive of scum and villainy usually involves a death sentence on twelve different systems

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White Elephant Gift - Women's T-Shirt akron Blue cursive script reads "JohnnyWhite elephant gifts are the only socially acceptable way to make someone hold a candle shaped like a foot and say thank you. Putting the elephant on your chest just skips the wrapping paper. The Details: Large white silhouette of an elephant facing left, rendered in a clean single color graphic style with minimal detail lines defining the ear, eye, legs, and curled trunk. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun Cotton. Features a