Wake & Bake - Long Sleeve T-Shirt walnut creek The Drunken Clam

The Drunken Clam

Ordering a pitcher just to avoid talking to the server again is the most socially efficient move in bar history

Broadcasting executions with the production polish of a sweeps week special is peak ICS brand synergy

Bold black block text below reads "I'M BAKING YOU SOME SHUT THE FUCUPCAKES

Inspired by Dumb and Dumber

Wake & Bake - Long Sleeve T-Shirt walnut creek The Drunken ClamPutting a turkey next to the phrase 'wake and bake' is the thinnest alibi in Thanksgiving history. Nobody at the table is fooled, but everyone appreciates the commitment to plausible deniability. The Details: Golden tan rounded bubble text reads "WAKE & BAKE." Below, a cartoon open oven drawn in light blue gray and white outlines contains a golden tan roasted turkey on a platter with curving steam lines rising above it. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic