I Shaved My Balls For This? - Unisex Sweatshirt grand forks Golden-yellow retro bubble lettering reads

Golden-yellow retro bubble lettering reads "SAFETY THIRD" across the top

the Trojans competed in the Eastern League

Nashville's Vols played Southern Association ball from 1901 through decades of hot Tennessee summers

Somewhere a software engineer is weeping because their best UX work ended up warning bystanders about digestion

Somewhere a participation trophy is jealous that a fake superlative stole its whole identity

I Shaved My Balls For This? - Unisex Sweatshirt grand forks Golden-yellow retro bubble lettering readsManscaping with a razor near the most anxious real estate on the human body is an act of pure, delusional optimism. That question mark is just a man performing a cost benefit analysis in real time, and the math is not mathing. The Details: Distressed white bubble text in a retro groovy style reads "I shaved my balls for this?" with a worn, weathered screen print texture across the chest. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double needle