Red, White & Boozed - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL a white beard

a white beard

Coaching a golf ball like it's a scared puppy is what happens when a hockey enforcer tries to learn finesse

representing a steel town already forging its identity

Inspired by Hook

with a jagged white lightning bolt between the two words

Red, White & Boozed - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL a white beardSomeone has to handle the fireworks. That person has consumed the necessary courage to do so responsibly. The Details: Bold red arched "RED, WHITE & BOOZED" frames a navy vintage illustration of Abraham Lincoln in a tank top, crouching to light a large red and white striped mortar while surrounded by a graveyard of crushed beer cans, spent firework casings, and pyrotechnic debris on the ground. Two color navy and red print on a clean white ground. Fit