Beaver Liquor - Women's T-Shirt brooklyn Smaller golden-yellow block text below

Smaller golden-yellow block text below reads "ATLANTIC LEAGUE

Key and Peele substitute teacher sketch parody design

" with "NO I

Bold retro white display text reads "FLICKER TAILS" below the mascot

Carousel is just state-sponsored murder with better lighting and a killer soundtrack

Beaver Liquor - Women's T-Shirt brooklyn Smaller golden-yellow block text belowBeaver Liquor only works because your brain processes it faster than your dignity can intervene. That cheerful cartoon mascot exists solely to give you three seconds of plausible deniability before grandma sounds it out. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "BEAVER LIQUOR" above a cartoon beaver in brown and orange with a white belly, crosshatched flat tail, large front teeth, and a cheerful expression, holding a green bottle. Green text