Guyabeetus - Unisex T-Shirt golf White square mimics a periodic

White square mimics a periodic table element box

Setting the lowest bar for happiness and still clearing it is honestly revolutionary

Bold white weathered text reads "CHOPPA

Darth Vader from Planet Vulcan is the greatest genre classification system ever invented by a terrified man in pajamas

THAT'S TWO DOLLARS

Guyabeetus - Unisex T-Shirt golf White square mimics a periodicFlavortown's last stop is a Liberty Medical commercial, and everybody at the buffet already knows it. Guyabeetus is less a parody and more a diagnosis you can read from across the parking lot. The Details: Posterized photographic portrait depicts a Wilford Brimley and Guy Fieri mashup figure with spiky bleached hair, sunglasses, a thick mustache, and a black bowling shirt with red and yellow flame graphics. Bold white uppercase sans serif text across