Instant Human Just Add Coffee - Unisex Sweatshirt drinking earned every decoration possible

earned every decoration possible

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Opening in the mid-1960s

Black line art in a vintage hand-drawn style depicts a 1950s housewife in a checkered dress and apron

"Trophy wife" printed in bowling league font on someone buying bulk paper towels at Costco is the hardest flex in any marriage

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