Ask Me - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:L A distressed red hand-drawn illustration

A distressed red hand-drawn illustration of a mustachioed baseball player in a boater hat stands in a batting stance

Founding a nation was just his way of ratio-ing King George before the internet existed

We're gonna have a lot of fixins'

with small towns fielding teams that packed wooden grandstands on summer evenings

this design brings a funny twist to holiday fashion with a nod to everyone's favorite corporate sleaze

Ask Me - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:L A distressed red hand-drawn illustrationAliens crossing millions of light years just to perform a rectal exam suggests the universe runs on the same healthcare system we do. At least they don't charge a copay. The Details: Bold white retro text reads "ASK ME ABOUT MY BUTTHOLE" above a gray flying saucer emitting a white tractor beam. A limp human silhouette floats upward into the beam, surrounded by green pine trees in a forest clearing. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt.