Ray Finkle's Football Camp - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Navy The Drunken Clam

The Drunken Clam

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Ray Finkle's Football Camp - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Navy The Drunken ClamEnrolling kids in Finkle's camp sounds wholesome until the entire curriculum is lace orientation and a shrine to Marino. Staff polos look professional, but the Yelp reviews are unhinged. Inspired by Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. The Details: Shield shaped badge in teal, orange, and white contains an orange football at the top with a banner reading "LACES OUT!" in white uppercase lettering. Teal script text reads "Ray Finkle's" across the midsection,