3000 Years of Beautiful Tradition - Big Lebowski - Unisex Tank Top farts An Art Deco illustration of

An Art Deco illustration of a tall spired tower with a vertical marquee spelling "BOWLING" in circular letter enclosures stands to the right

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large angular white graffiti-style tag lettering spells out "Tee Shirt" again

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Blue cursive script reads "Johnny Unitas'" above a horseshoe enclosing a bowling pin and ball

3000 Years of Beautiful Tradition - Big Lebowski - Unisex Tank Top farts An Art Deco illustration ofCiting precedent from Moses to a Dodgers pitcher to win a parking lot argument about a recreational bowling league is peak Walter Sobchak litigation. Nobody asked for 3,000 years of cultural evidence, but Donny's getting it anyway. Inspired by The Big Lebowski. The Details: Bold distressed white text in a Hebrew inspired blocky typeface reads "3000 YEARS" across the top. Smaller white italic serif text below reads "of beautiful tradition, from Moses