Stay Strapped or Get Clapped - Unisex T-Shirt comedy both rendered in a distressed

both rendered in a distressed illustration style forming a rebus puzzle

curling two gray dumbbells at shoulder height

and zero drinkable cocktails

The hotel ultimately closed on August 8

with a green leaf

Stay Strapped or Get Clapped - Unisex T-Shirt comedy both rendered in a distressedA founding philosophy so efficient it barely needed a Constitution. Attributed here to George Washington, 1776, which makes it historically accurate enough. The Details: A large red vintage engraving portrait of George Washington wearing a blue paisley bandana across his forehead anchors the design. Old English gothic blue script below reads "Stay Strapped Or Get Clapped" with red attribution "~George Washington, 1776" beneath. Two color red and blue