Skaters Gonna Skate - Long Sleeve T-Shirt jesus Red and black checkered banner

Red and black checkered banner elements frame white text reading "SCHOOL OF" in a smaller condensed font

Hollywood Montrose walks into a beige department store like he's headlining his own runway show

A posterized oval portrait sits left-center

Chet Ripley ate the bone just to prove a point nobody asked him to make

Booger eating half the inventory while Poindexter calculates optimal crust crimping angles to six decimal places is exactly the small business energy Tri-Lambda was destined for

Skaters Gonna Skate - Long Sleeve T-Shirt jesus Red and black checkered bannerRoller rinks survived disco, the '80s, and total cultural irrelevance because the regulars skate backwards through toddlers like it's a religion. Putting it on a shooting star just makes the creed official. The Details: A retro roller skate illustration in purple, pink, yellow, and white sits above the text, with yellow wheels, pink wheel centers, and a gray sole plate. A pink and yellow comet trail swoops behind the skate alongside a white five