Charlie Don't Surf - Unisex T-Shirt arkansas Golden-tan script reads "Baseball Club"

Golden-tan script reads "Baseball Club" above smaller text reading "LOUISVILLE

Golden-yellow outlined block text reads "MAY THE SCHWARTZ BE WITH YOU" in a hollow uppercase style mimicking the Star Wars title crawl font

Blue text at the bottom reads "SALT LAKE

Burgundy text reads "PALISADES & BIRCH" beside a heraldic shield crest with four quadrants containing an "H

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Charlie Don't Surf - Unisex T-Shirt arkansas Golden-tan script reads "Baseball Club"Kilgore's beach recon priorities rank wave height above enemy positions, which is either visionary leadership or clinical insanity. Either way, the surf report comes with napalm. Inspired by Apocalypse Now. The Details: An orange circular sun backdrop silhouettes palm trees and a military helicopter in flight. A surfer rides teal blue waves below the tropical scene. Stenciled text reads "CHARLIE" in orange above "DON'T SURF" in distressed teal