I'm Not a Weatherman - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:L with bold white sans-serif text

with bold white sans-serif text "FUKITOL" and "1000mg" printed on the purple half

Corporate's idea of hazard pay is a commemorative patch for a ship they already wrote off

flanked by green palm fronds and banana leaves

Golden-yellow cursive script reads "Established 1926" at the bottom

We're going to go die of dysentery

I'm Not a Weatherman - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:L with bold white sans-serif textPromising more than a few inches tonight with the confidence of a clip art man in a striped tie is a bold meteorological strategy. Accuracy was never really the point of this forecast. The Details: Arched golden yellow distressed block text reads "I'M NOT A WEATHERMAN" across the top. A grayscale 1950s vintage clip art illustration of a smiling man in a suit and striped tie sits behind a news desk. Smaller off white serif text below reads "But you