The North Swole - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL flanked on the left by

flanked on the left by a checklist with "Beer" and "Ice" in white sans-serif type

One missing letter is doing more heavy lifting than the entire dam

bearded figure performing double dumbbell bicep curls appears below in cream and golden-tan ink

That 1950s confidence comes from a scientific method built entirely on firm handshakes and General Electric ads

with dark stylized script reading "Knights" below

The North Swole - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL flanked on the left bySanta skipping cookies for chicken breast six times a day explains why nobody ever sees him between December 26th and November 30th. Eleven months of bulk season, one night of cardio. The Details: Arched white Gothic text reads "North Swole" above a comic book style illustration of a muscular, shirtless Santa Claus with arms crossed in a bodybuilder pose. Santa wears a red hat with white trim and red pants cinched by a black belt with a golden buckle.