Korben Dallas Taxi Service - Fifth Element - Unisex T-Shirt snl Necks and backs are his

Necks and backs are his specialty

" then "COAST GUARD YOUTH AUXILIARY" and "SINCE 1955

Straight distressed white serif text reads "OLD 96ER" along the bottom

A vintage black ink illustration of a male bowler in mid-delivery pose reaches upward

Guyabeetus is less a parody and more a diagnosis you can read from across the parking lot

Korben Dallas Taxi Service - Fifth Element - Unisex T-Shirt snl Necks and backs are hisKorben Dallas survived combat missions across the galaxy, earned every decoration possible, and his grand reward is dodging cop robots while his mom roasts him about being single. One fare literally fell through his roof and ended civilization's whole vibe. Inspired by The Fifth Element. The Details: Bold yellow block text reads "KORBEN DALLAS'" above "TAXI SERVICE" in the same style. A retro futuristic digital illustration of Korben Dallas' flying