Things Rick Astley Will Never Do - Unisex Hoodie Color:Royal Distressed white Star of Life

Distressed white Star of Life symbol with a Rod of Asclepius at center sits between two arched lines of weathered white collegiate block text reading "DO NOT" above and "RESUSCITATE" below

" Cursive green script at the bottom reads "Victoria

Bold white serif text below reads "SquadGoals" as a single word

And try not to wake up on the conference room table

Chinatown souvenir shopping has never been this complicated

Things Rick Astley Will Never Do - Unisex Hoodie Color:Royal Distressed white Star of LifeRickrolling usually requires a fake link and plausible deniability, but wearing the checklist version in broad daylight is a power move. Bureaucratic formatting is the only thing that could make getting pranked by a stranger's torso feel legally binding. The Details: Bold white text reads "THINGS RICK ASTLEY WILL NEVER DO:" across the top. A white halftone portrait of Rick Astley with voluminous 1980s hair sits beside a checklist of unchecked items: