David S. Pumpkins - Any Questions? - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Black ridged grip on the left

ridged grip on the left side

centered within a circular red-orange border

Preemptive declarations of cocktail preference save everyone the awkward small talk at the resort bar

Distressed golden-yellow block text reads "STAY GOLD" arched above a skull sporting a greaser pompadour

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David S. Pumpkins - Any Questions? - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Black ridged grip on the leftDavid S. Pumpkins is his own genre, somewhere between fever dream and deliberate act of comedic terrorism. Nobody has ever answered the question, and at this point nobody ever will. The Details: David S. Pumpkins stands center in an orange and black pumpkin patterned suit, flanked by two skeleton dancers in purple jackets with white wild hair and red face paint. White jagged text below reads "ANY QUESTIONS?" Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Long