The Philosoraptor - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL rendered in high-contrast posterized detail

rendered in high-contrast posterized detail

encircled by a green holly wreath with red berries

Flying’s not so bad… unless you’re the only one who sees the thing on the wing

Distressed navy block text reads "SHEBOYGAN

Blue cursive script reads "Biff Tannen's" flanking a cartoon portrait of Biff grinning in a suit

The Philosoraptor - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL rendered in high-contrast posterized detailPhilosoraptor spent 66 million years dead and still asks better questions than most people with a podcast. The toga is doing a lot of work hiding those disemboweling claws, but honestly, so did Socrates' reputation. The Details: A painterly bust portrait depicts a velociraptor wearing a white draped toga and green laurel wreath, gazing upward with mouth closed, rendered in warm earth tones. Below, golden olive serif text reading "PHILOSORAPTOR" sits