The North Swole - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt floria A kawaii-style cartoon cat with

A kawaii-style cartoon cat with pointed ears

which is mostly just not leaving

smoking a pipe and reading a newspaper

but shushing everyone to pretend he hears it is peak fake maturity

" and "CLASS D BASEBALL CLUB

The North Swole - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt floria A kawaii-style cartoon cat withSanta skipping cookies for chicken breast six times a day explains why nobody ever sees him between December 26th and November 30th. Eleven months of bulk season, one night of cardio. The Details: Arched white Gothic text reads "North Swole" above a comic book style illustration of a muscular, shirtless Santa Claus with arms crossed in a bodybuilder pose. Santa wears a red hat with white trim and red pants cinched by a black belt with a golden buckle.