I Skied the K-12 on One Ski - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M White bold block text reads

White bold block text reads "STRAIGHT" above a distressed black-and-white line art portrait of El Guapo with wild curly hair and a beard

Calling a roller rink in Buffalo a "refined atmosphere" took the same delusional confidence as putting angel wings on two people one pothole away from a compound fracture

Distressed golden-yellow hand-lettered text reads "VERDUGO HILLS" above a downward-pointing triangular banner containing dark circles with the letters "B

January 2000: They call this one The Enforcer

A cartoon Audrey II with a gaping toothed maw

I Skied the K-12 on One Ski - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M White bold block text readsCharles De Mar's ski advice is basically "go fast and don't die," which doubles as Lane Meyer's entire life philosophy. Losing a binding at the top of the K 12 is just how legends are accidentally born. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: White arched text above reads "I SKIED THE K 12" over a circular emblem split diagonally into light blue and white halves, containing a black silhouette of a skier in a tucked downhill pose on a single ski.