President Teddy Boozevelt - Women's T-Shirt lamesa flanked by "19" and "01

flanked by "19" and "01

showing metallic plating and exposed mechanical detail with glowing red eyes

bringing Class D minor league baseball to a small Georgia mill town

flanked by seven small stars with "LOS ANGELES CALIFORNIA" to the left and "SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA LEAGUE" to the right

White text reads "1750 GENEVA AVENUE • SAN FRANCISCO" with black cursive reading "Open 24 Hours" beneath

President Teddy Boozevelt - Women's T-Shirt lamesa flanked by "19" and "01Teddy Roosevelt already looked like a guy two bourbons into explaining why he could beat up every other president. Slapping "Boozevelt" on him barely counts as a joke, it's just a historically accurate campaign poster. The Details: A digital illustration depicts Teddy Roosevelt in round glasses, walrus mustache, blue suit, red vest, and red bow tie, hoisting a glass of amber liquid. White serif text reads "PRESIDENT" above large bold white text