Trick or Tequila - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:5XL Dad bods operate in a

Dad bods operate in a varsity letterman framework despite a training regimen built entirely around pasta at 10 PM

mixed-style typeface with varied serif treatments across the letterforms

and a toothy grin holds a baseball bat

with "TEXAS LEAGUE" and "CLASS AA BALL" on either side

Putting new cover sheets on TPS reports won't save you from two consultants named Bob deciding your fate

Trick or Tequila - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:5XL Dad bods operate in aReplacing "treat" with "tequila" in a children's phrase took exactly one brain cell and zero shame, which tracks for someone three shots deep by 8 PM. The skull in the glass isn't decoration, it's a preview of tomorrow morning. The Details: Distressed black block text reads "TRICK OR TEQUILA" across two lines. Below, a black and white illustration depicts a shot glass containing a skull with a lime wedge on the rim and a small spill puddle beneath,