Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:S Cyan "ICS" text sits above

Cyan "ICS" text sits above a running figure graphic and "NETWORK TELEVISION" in the same teal tone

Outlined hollow block letters in the Star Wars typeface read "DARTH VADER" below

Straight distressed white serif text reads "OLD 96ER" along the bottom

Style: Classic Unisex Tank with ribbed trim

Framing a guy for a massacre he tried to stop and then putting a tip line on the wanted poster is peak government efficiency

Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:S Cyan "ICS" text sits aboveEarning Employee of the Month right before telling customers exactly where to shove their fish is the most beautifully doomed achievement in fast food history. Keeping that pirate hat on was apparently the hill worth dying on. Inspired by Fast Times at Ridgemont High. The Details: A digital illustration of Brad Hamilton in a pirate tricorn hat with skull and crossbones sits above white text reading "May" and "1982." Bold white Western serif text reads