President Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex T-Shirt belmont shore wearing a plumed helmet and

wearing a plumed helmet and holding a bat over one shoulder

Walking in with a pizza and one smooth line is either the worst disguise or the best one

and a smiling face

Those clubs carried a town's pride long before television brought the majors into living rooms

A golden-yellow nautical rope border frames an oval containing arched green serif text reading "HARBOR" at the top

President Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex T-Shirt belmont shore wearing a plumed helmet andTeddy Roosevelt already looked like a guy two bourbons into explaining why he could beat up every other president. Slapping "Boozevelt" on him barely counts as a joke, it's just a historically accurate campaign poster. The Details: A digital illustration depicts Teddy Roosevelt in round glasses, walrus mustache, blue suit, red vest, and red bow tie, hoisting a glass of amber liquid. White serif text reads "PRESIDENT" above large bold white text