Carl's Custodial Arts Academy - Breakfast Club - Long Sleeve T-Shirt western Treating an alien hunting party

Treating an alien hunting party like a minor workplace interruption is peak jungle etiquette

A distressed white semi-truck cab rendered at a heroic angle sits below with a pink flying pig above it

Huffing hydraulic fluid is already a questionable life choice

and the rest of the Regulators posed together in Old West attire

Following those dashed lines leads nowhere unless you remember how to fly

Carl's Custodial Arts Academy - Breakfast Club - Long Sleeve T-Shirt western Treating an alien hunting partyCarl's academy teaches the only curriculum that matters, accumulating quiet power one master key at a time. Knowing where every skeleton hides makes you the most dangerous person Vernon never saw coming. Inspired by The Breakfast Club. The Details: Distressed white text in a curved arc reads "BECOME THE EYES & EARS OF ANY INSTITUTION." above a steel blue oval badge with dashed stitching detail containing a digital illustration of Carl the janitor's