Independence 1776 - Unisex T-Shirt iowa Somewhere a tortilla chip is

Somewhere a tortilla chip is being lowered into queso with more reverence than most people show at church

Yellow horizontal lines frame distressed white block text reading "TRAIN TO CRACK SKULLS" below

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An ornate hanging lantern illustration appears at the upper left beside brown text reading "FAMOUS FOR OUR" above a pennant banner reading "STEAKS and PRIME RIBS

A cartoon hawk mascot in a white baseball uniform and orange cap labeled "Waterloo" crouches beside a large golden-yellow "W

Independence 1776 - Unisex T-Shirt iowa Somewhere a tortilla chip isThomas Jefferson wrote the most important breakup letter in history and somehow became the guy your drunk friend quotes at a barbecue. Founding Fathers rolling in their graves is basically a renewable energy source at this point. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "I GAVE THEM BITCHES" above a white halftone portrait of Thomas Jefferson flanked by "17" and "76." Stacked white block text below reads "INDEPENDENCE" over "BITCHES LOVE