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Mangling your mom's boyfriend's motivational speech into a pitching strategy is peak little league energy

Introverts organizing a revolution with a solidarity fist and a strict no-attendance policy is the most logistically efficient protest in history

A hilarious nod to one of their most famous catchphrases

text reading "Satriale's Pork Store

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