Nothing For You Whore Candle christian and just sarcastic enough

and just sarcastic enough

It's a humorous nod to those days when the coffee just isn’t enough

or scoring “best gift” status for your big sister (the one who says she doesn’t need anything)

My broom broke so now I'm a nurse

If you’ve ever dodged an awkward chat at the store or given the “I can’t even” look through perfectly timed attire

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