Gassquatch - Unisex T-Shirt ridgeville corners Golden-yellow text reads "HANS ISLAND"

Golden-yellow text reads "HANS ISLAND" above a split date "19" and "73" flanking a square emblem with a stylized claw symbol

with "AND GET OUT" and "OF HERE" in smaller distressed white lettering below

Black line art of a telephone handset with a cord stretches across the top alongside the number "946-3966" and italic text reading "ALWAYS A FRIENDLY WELCOME AT

Black text reading "FLINT PARK" sits at the top of a bold yellow arrowhead shield

Golden-yellow circular badge with blue concentric ring borders displays arched blue text reading "GROUNDHOG ROLLER RINK" along the top and "PUNXSUTAWNEY

Gassquatch - Unisex T-Shirt ridgeville corners Golden-yellow text reads "HANS ISLAND"Sasquatch remaining undetected for centuries makes more sense once you realize every hiker within a mile radius already evacuated. Cryptozoologists keep searching the woods, but their noses found the evidence years ago. The Details: Large orange red circle sits behind a dark brown silhouette of Sasquatch in the classic Patterson Gimlin mid stride pose, with a brown fart cloud and motion lines trailing behind. Distressed dark brown chunky serif text