I Ain't Got Time to Bleed - Unisex T-Shirt clearance Arched distressed white serif text

Arched distressed white serif text reads "I ATE AN" across the top

" A green line-art bicycle appears right of center

Retiring from spec ops to carry logs sounds peaceful until the customer retention strategy involves holding people off cliffs by one ankle

" White text reads "APRIL 1982 · BRAD HAMILTON" above a small red

Liability insurance alone could bankrupt a small nation

I Ain't Got Time to Bleed - Unisex T-Shirt clearance Arched distressed white serif textBleeding is just a scheduling conflict Blain can't accommodate, because Ol' Painless needs both hands and full attention. Treating an alien hunting party like a minor workplace interruption is peak jungle etiquette. Inspired by Predator. The Details: High contrast posterized illustration depicts Blain Cooper in a boonie hat and tactical vest, gripping an M134 minigun, rendered in muted skin tones and white. Distressed white stencil text below reads "I