Number 4 From Mike Damone's Five Point Plan - Unisex Hoodie carson city Golden-yellow and black circular badge

Golden-yellow and black circular badge with white stars flanking arched text reading "SPICOLI'S" at the top

rendered with distressed halftone texture throughout

Fleeing to Mexico and insisting on a bald eagle backdrop proves the delusion never rests

because resentment seasons everything from memory

Green sans-serif text reads "MINOR LEAGUE" above large purple serif text reading "BASEBALL

Number 4 From Mike Damone's Five Point Plan - Unisex Hoodie carson city Golden-yellow and black circular badgeOrdering linguine and white clam sauce for someone who didn't ask is peak five point plan energy. Damone's unearned swagger remains the gold standard of delusional teenage confidence. Inspired by Fast Times at Ridgemont High. The Details: Red serif text in a vintage trattoria style reads "The lady will have the linguine and white clam sauce" above a second line reading "and a Coke with no ice." A small black illustration of a soda glass sits left of