The Pork Chop Express - Unisex Hoodie vegas Dentists recommending hockey is the

Dentists recommending hockey is the same energy as a tow truck driver recommending potholes

Golden-yellow etching-style illustration of a stacked pancake plate topped with butter and dripping syrup sits between wide-spaced serif capitals reading "BREAK FAST" and "ANY TIME

Slapping "just kidding" underneath it is the only honest thing anyone has ever done with a collegiate font

White mountain peaks with a small AT-AT walker silhouette sit above cyan and white text reading "HOTH" inside a rounded rectangle

and antenna equipment

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