Fart Ninja - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL semi-contoured silhouette

semi-contoured silhouette

Caffeine dependency rebranded as a simple recipe instruction is the most honest self-assessment anyone has ever put on their chest

Retiring from spec ops to carry logs sounds peaceful until the customer retention strategy involves holding people off cliffs by one ankle

January 2000: They call this one The Enforcer

Distressed white arched block text reads "POP WHEELIES" across the top

Fart Ninja - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL semi-contoured silhouetteNinjas spent centuries perfecting the art of silence only to have their entire philosophy repurposed for gastrointestinal warfare. Somewhere a sensei is reconsidering his life's work. The Details: A ninja in all black wields a katana in a lunging pose, surrounded by swirling white smoke clouds. Bold red italic text reads "FART NINJA" with a dark outline and drop shadow. Angular white text below reads "SILENT BUT DEADLY" above red Japanese characters