Ernie McCracken's School of Bowling - Long Sleeve T-Shirt theatre Built to resemble a Mississippi

Built to resemble a Mississippi paddlewheeler

Roller skating in Tucson sounds like a dare your sweat glands lost

Below the illustration

Pink cursive script below reads "Hollywood

Golden-yellow rounded bold text to the right of the pitcher reads "IT'LL LAST LONGER

Ernie McCracken's School of Bowling - Long Sleeve T-Shirt theatre Built to resemble a MississippiEnrollment at McCracken's school gets you zero actual instruction, one signed headshot, and a forty minute monologue about Big Ern's greatest frames. Refund policy is just him winking and hitting on your wife. Inspired by Kingpin. Part of our Retro Bowling collection, featuring the defunct alleys of yesteryear. The Details: Distressed white retro block text reads "ERNIE" with golden yellow "Est. 1979" beside it, above white text reading "MCCRACKEN'S."