The Pork Chop Express - Unisex Tank Top rad Opening in 1940

Opening in 1940

Mikey's two-day rule lasted about forty-five seconds before he speed-dialed his way into answering machine infamy

Suburban gathering spots rarely had that kind of gravity

Black block text reads "HOT APPLE PIE" with red italic text below reading "SAN FRANCISO

Details: Features retro yellow and orange script text reading "I'M WHAT WILLIS WAS TALKIN' 'BOUT" in a 70s/80s style font

The Pork Chop Express - Unisex Tank Top rad Opening in 1940Jack Burton Trucking Co. promises reliable freight from a guy who spent half his last job unconscious in a sewer while Wang Chi handled everything. Delivery terms are flexible and the invoice just says "it's all in the reflexes." Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: Red comic book starburst frames bold black hand drawn text reading "THE PORK CHOP EXPRESS" with decorative retro asterisks flanking the letters. A distressed white semi