Oh Snap! Christmas Cookie - Unisex T-Shirt bowling Arched distressed white collegiate text

Arched distressed white collegiate text reads "SPRINGFIELD" above gray "EST

Earning its "World Famous" name through decades of honest service

Inspired by Star Trek IV

Arched white serif text reads "FORT COLLINS" above a cartoon anthropomorphic onion character with green sprouts

Inspired by The Muppet Movie

Oh Snap! Christmas Cookie - Unisex T-Shirt bowling Arched distressed white collegiate textGingerbread men smile through structural failure like tiny frosted sociopaths. Species appropriate tragedy, honestly, because nobody calls 911 when a cookie snaps in half at the office party. The Details: Curved tan block text reads "OH SNAP!" arched above a cartoon gingerbread man broken at the midsection, with crumb fragments visible at the jagged split. Red icing details include a bow tie, buttons, and wavy trim on the arms and legs, with dot eyes