Santa Used to Say Hey Hey Hey - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL Calling a martini a "little

Calling a martini a "little present you give to yourself" sounds like something a therapist would flag

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Green monochromatic digital illustration of Blain Cooper in a bush hat emerges from layered tropical palm fronds in a jungle warfare composition

when the harbor was still a quiet sailors' paradise

and hardly a speck of athletic ability

Santa Used to Say Hey Hey Hey - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL Calling a martini a "littleSanta switching from "hey hey hey" to "ho ho ho" tells you everything you need to know about what happened that night. Some origin stories belong on the naughty list permanently. The Details: Flowing white script text reads "Santa" at the top. Distressed white block uppercase text below reads "USED TO SAY" followed by "HEY HEY HEY" in quotation marks, then "UNTIL HE MET YOUR MOM." Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs and taped