The Gym Reaper - Unisex T-Shirt dodgers flanked by green "SF" and

flanked by green "SF" and "CA

Sugarhill Gang lyrics on a 1962 roadside motel sign means half the people reading your chest hear Big Bank Hank and the other half think you're a really passionate AAA member

"Jive Turkey So Close" on the second line

Gold horizontal lines frame the word "PRESIDENT" in small white serif type

Block serif text reads "BASEBALL CLUB" beneath a decorative swoosh

The Gym Reaper - Unisex T-Shirt dodgers flanked by green "SF" andDeath curling dumbbells in a hooded robe has better gym etiquette than anyone who doesn't wipe down the bench. Eternal damnation is still less painful than leg day. The Details: A vintage horror style illustration depicts a grinning skeleton in a flowing orange and red hooded robe, both bony arms raised overhead pressing two dumbbells, exposed ribcage visible beneath the open cloak. Distressed cream block text below reads "THE GYM REAPER." Fit &