Hans Gruber Christmas - Unisex T-Shirt Size:3XL Arched distressed blue text reads

Arched distressed blue text reads "LICENSE TO" above a solid blue silhouette of the state of Illinois

" and "SUNSET LEAGUE • CLASS C

Retiring from spec ops to carry logs sounds peaceful until the customer retention strategy involves holding people off cliffs by one ankle

Curved distressed white serif text reads "Large Marge" arching across the top

Greendale never stood a chance

Hans Gruber Christmas - Unisex T-Shirt Size:3XL Arched distressed blue text readsGruber's slow motion swan dive off Nakatomi Plaza is the only tree topping moment the season needs. Bespoke suit, stolen bearer bonds, and a thirty story exit strategy make for peak yuletide energy. Inspired by Die Hard. The Details: Arched white uppercase text reads "IT'S NOT XMAS" above a high contrast portrait of Hans Gruber holding a pistol, rendered in black, gray, and muted skin tones. Strands of multicolored Christmas lights with red, green,