Smells Like The Tears Of My Pickleball Opponents Candle Pregnancy Announcement If you function on minimal

If you function on minimal energy and maximum attitude

Made for the ones who checked the Tupperware once and updated the list permanently

or prettiest was never the goal—being you is more than enough

Ever feel like you’ve reached your weekly limit of asking politely

provocative way to remind the world that you're in control of your own life

Smells Like The Tears Of My Pickleball Opponents Candle Pregnancy Announcement If you function on minimalShe picked up a paddle for fun. She kept it for the dominance. Now the neighborhood courts speak her name in cautious tones. This pickleball gift celebrates the sweetest scent in the sport. Opponent tears, harvested fresh every Saturday morning at 8 a. m. sharp. Who this is for: The pickleball addict with a tournament bag and a reputation The friend who joined a "casual league" and became a menace Anyone needing a funny pickleball gift for her