1989 UHF U-62 Telethon - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL flanked by distressed serif text

flanked by distressed serif text reading "DENTIST SURGEON" and "BOUNTY HUNTER

with heavy weathered grunge texture throughout all text

not for hockey players to work through anger issues with a nine iron

Inspired by Bloodsport

"Trophy wife" printed in bowling league font on someone buying bulk paper towels at Costco is the hardest flex in any marriage

1989 UHF U-62 Telethon - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL flanked by distressed serif textPledging twenty five bucks to save a station whose top rated show involves a mop and a fire hose is the most rational financial decision that town ever made. Stanley Spadowski's mop got the last word. Inspired by UHF. The Details: Arched white and pink block text reads "U62 TELETHON" above a yellow broadcast tower emitting concentric pink and yellow signal waves, flanked by white lightning bolts and the numbers "19" and "89." Yellow wing like