McCallister Home Security - Chicago Illinois - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L both rendered in a distressed

both rendered in a distressed illustration style forming a rebus puzzle

" A vintage cartoon blue cat in a blue cap and red cleats stands in a batting stance

when the harbor was still a quiet sailors' paradise

Bold italic yellow text styled like the Star Wars opening crawl reads "I HAVE THE DEATH SENTENCE ON 12 SYSTEMS" across the center

Angular white text below reads "SILENT BUT DEADLY" above red Japanese characters reading "おなら忍者

McCallister Home Security - Chicago Illinois - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L both rendered in a distressedThe Kevin McCallister Home Security company. A very funny phony parody security company design. Complete with boob traps. Inspired by Home Alone. Printed on our super soft ring spun & combed cotton unisex T Shirt. Or upgrade to our Luxury vintage heather edition (cotton poly blend) for an even softer, more durable, classic look. We print & ship all of our high quality graphic tees in the USA.