Divorgasm Sweatshirt plant mom wishing you could just “work

wishing you could just “work out” the crazy

you're armed and ready to gently obliterate any opposition

and a hint of your dark side

behind every jolly old man in a red suit

wrap yourself in its comforting warmth

Divorgasm Sweatshirt plant mom wishing you could just “workDivine softness with sass: Ultra soft fabric, perfect for embracing your multifaceted nature. Effortlessly stylish: Pair with jeans for a casual, laid back look or leggings for a sporty look. Flawlessly relaxed fit: Designed to keep you comfortable and stylish, our sweatshirt's roomy fit ensures you feel fabulous in any situation. Size range for all: Available in sizes S 3XL Breezy care instructions: Keep your statement sweatshirt looking fresh by