Jesus Saves - Hockey - Women's T-Shirt Color:Navy flanked by green serial numbers

flanked by green serial numbers reading "B3TR0FFD3AD" and small text reading "FOUR WEEKS

Sobriety apparently peaks at resistance cables and an unsettling jawline

White hand-painted text below reads "WHAT BIKE

surrounded by popped popcorn pieces with a diagonal purple laser beam striking from above

Smaller distressed white uppercase text below reads "THINKS ABOUT ME TOO

Jesus Saves - Hockey - Women's T-Shirt Color:Navy flanked by green serial numbersJesus playing goalie for Team Heaven means eternal salvation finally has a save percentage. Blocking shots on the celestial ice is apparently easier than getting people to read the source material. The Details: Arched white block text reads "JESUS SAVES" across the top. Below, a white cartoon illustration shows a hockey goalie with long hair and a beard in full pads, holding a blocker, catching glove, and stick. White text across the jersey reads