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Trade Winds - Oxnard, CA - Vintage Tiki Bar - Unisex Tank Top battle creek Morton's corner office confidence lastsThe Trade Winds opened its bamboo doors in Oxnard in the early 1960s, becoming one of Southern California's most authentic tiki destinations during the height of Polynesian pop culture. This Ventura County gem transported diners from the agricultural coastline straight to an imagined tropical paradise, complete with towering A frame architecture that became its signature silhouette against the Pacific sky. For over two decades, locals and visitors