Camp Crystal Lake - Unisex Hoodie Size:XL Inspired by Footloose

Inspired by Footloose

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Camp Crystal Lake - Unisex Hoodie Size:XL Inspired by FootlooseRelaxing with friends at Crystal Lake sounds great until you remember the camp's employee retention rate is literally zero. Somehow the brochure never mentions the large gentleman with strong opinions about premarital activities. Inspired by Friday the 13th. The Details: Distressed white text reading "Relax With Friends" arcs across the top of a circular design featuring a light blue woodcut style lake scene with radiating sun rays, waves, and a