Chet's Greasy Pork Sandwiches - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL Repeated horizontal lines cascade downward

Repeated horizontal lines cascade downward from the letterforms

Blue italic script reads "Richmond

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Billy Ray Valentine earning a chain belt in kung fu is the kind of credential that only exists at a dinner table full of terrified old money

Horses got immortalized in war poetry and bronze statues

Chet's Greasy Pork Sandwiches - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL Repeated horizontal lines cascade downwardChet's franchise expansion proves that contempt is a viable business model when your signature dish doubles as a punishment. Somehow a guy who peaked in tube socks built an empire on open hostility and health code violations. Inspired by Weird Science. The Details: Retro cartoon portrait of Chet smirking with a cigar tops a red sign shape, with yellow script reading "Chet's" and yellow text reading "SINCE 1985." Red block letters on a yellow marquee